Frag den Medic

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That would be German for "Ask the Medic".

Anyway, Guten Tag, Kinder. I am Dr. [NAME REDACTED], the field medic employed in the interests of the Reliable Excavation Demolition company. I am quite busy experimenting on my teammates and inflicting immeasurable pain upon my enemies treating injuries sustained by my colleagues, but I will try to answer your questions when I can.

Previously, I answered your questions here, which will remain online as an archive.

And please do go say hello to our heavy weapons specialist and my dearest companion, Mr. [NAME REDACTED]. He is the finest consenting guinea pig, human shield, friend and secret lover a man of science could ask for.

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  1. Let us just say it was much less tense before she started dating him.

     
     
  2. The little creatures are so unpredictable…

     
     
  3. Hallloooo my friends! I hear many of you think that meine kleinen Füße sind sehr schön.
I am not high on the Kritz right now do not let anyone tell you that I am

    Hallloooo my friends! I hear many of you think that meine kleinen Füße sind sehr schön.

    I am not high on the Kritz right now do not let anyone tell you that I am

     
     
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  5. askheavy:

    …nothing particular.

    You know better than to listen to spies, my friend.

     
     
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  8. What did I just watch?

     
     
  9. theblackbirdofmedicine:

    fragdenmedic:

    People like you are the reason I took up “recreational” surgery in the first place, Herr.

    Really? Recreational surgery is how I got a kushy job at Dachau. We should have tea some time over a dead horse and talk about it.

    Oh yes, let us have tea.

    We can discuss what happened to my dear old Jewish grandmother and so many of my neighbors. I can tell you delightful stories about what became of so many of my lovers and friends because they made the mistake of loving other men. All of them are dead and tortured due to the arrogance of useless creatures like you. 

    You may think these things make you rebellious and cute. You may think that the crimes of others excuse your own. 

    But none of that will save you from me.

    Don’t worry though, you will help me make a great many contributions to Science before you leave. Finally you will be of some use to the human race!

     
     
  10. People like you are the reason I took up “recreational” surgery in the first place, Herr.

    (Source: theblackbirdofmedicine)